GIFT GIVING IDEAS FOR YOUR MAN ... See if this sounds familiar:"What would you like for Christmas, babe?"
"Whatever."
"Well, what do you like?"
"Well, what do you like?"
"Whatever you get me."
"What ... do ... you ... WANT???!!!"
"I don't really need anything."
"Ughh!!!"Relax, ladies, guys really aren't that tough to buy for. Let your Uncle Mikey help you out with a few suggestions.
--Guys love tickets to sporting events and concerts. Why? Because they can get hammered and yell in public. That's part of the gift.But I don't mean one of those lame bands YOU like. I mean the sort of concert where he can get a T-shirt with a skull or a gun on it.
--Guys also love beer and red meat. I'm not sure what you can do with that, but I imagine you'll think of something.
--Lastly, gadgets and technology. Your guy will never be disappointed if you get him something that enhances his TV-watching, music-listening, or pornography-downloading experience.Stereotypical? Yup. Untrue? Nope. We're simple creatures, what can I tell you.





They also found that in the moments before a crash or near crash, drivers typically spent nearly five seconds looking at their devices. At 65 mph, that's enough time to cover more than the length of a football field! The director for the Institute that conducted the study says this not only proves you should never text while driving, "It should be illegal.”
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