DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN... Don't you hate those people who take TWO parking spaces for their precious car? Ironic because they do this so their prized possession doesn't get dinged from other cars, but in reality it's like they're asking for it.

I don't know about you, but I get SO ANNOYED by these people that the thought of doing bad things to their precious-better-than-mine-car crosses my mind. But I'm a civilized person so I resist the temptation. Others might not.

So before you think about being a gluttonous parker keep this in mind: Taking two parking spots is just an invitation for bitter people to do something horrible to your car.