I'm pretty sure under all that makeup is someone I wouldn't wanna roll over and see in the morning, but there's just something about her. Am I alone on this? I am? Well, then I'm sorry you had to read this. I thought we were friends. What about Oprah? Am I the only one finding it hard to feel sorry for her 40 pound weight gain in a year?
I mean, come on, she's a bazillionaire who has every resource available to her. Two personal chefs, personal trainers, a tricked out home gym, no kids, and months of time off. Sorry, this fat boy just can't sympathize.
I mean, come on, she's a bazillionaire who has every resource available to her. Two personal chefs, personal trainers, a tricked out home gym, no kids, and months of time off. Sorry, this fat boy just can't sympathize. 
