Sunday, April 5, 2009

WANT ADS: I read where the CIA is advertising on radio, TV, and the internet looking for more spies. Apparantly, the war on terror has stretched them thin and they admit they don't have sufficient 'human assets' to protect our country by gathing intelligence around the world.I think I'd make a great spy. I have experience, too. Yeah, sure, she called it "stalking" ... but still. (You know I'm kidding, right?)