WHY IS IT THAT... people with fabulous bodies more often than not are shy about them - but old, wrinkly people walk on the beach or hotel pool in a tiny bikini or Speedo as if it's nothing?And don’t even get me started on leggings and the - how shoud I say this - "more to love" crowd.

Leggings are another item meant to be worn by skinny people, but the 'pleasantly plump' LOVE them. Just because leggings stretch to fit doesn't mean you should cram yourself into them.

And "skinny jeans"... well, they're called skinny jeans for a reason -- and it's NOT because they'll make you LOOK skinny!

What I'm sayin' is ya gotta dress for your size. I'm a fat guy, I know.